Q: D’you mind if I just take a quick picture of you? Q: Okay, just have a seat, right on the left S: Have someone come out and ask for red Mohawk Q: Uh, big … big red Mohawk … Big, bright, bright, looks like a rooster J: He can’t get it out, he can’t get it out J: Look at his pants and be like, black pants S: You’re going to make a phone call now, Q Q: Okay, please have a seat, have a seat right there Q: Yeah, he was formerly known as Brandon Q: Brandon? Could you pick up the phone, Murr? Q: Wait, wait, I got one more, we got more. J: We’ll give him one more … Pick up the phone M: Uh … Let me have you fill this out … It’s okay J: We’ll let you know what she says … Prove this is you, look at me and say ‘What up, boo’ … She did J: Wait, she’s checking new messages, hold on
J: So Murray, just hold that paper up so we can see that cell phone number … Great … and hold on one sec … I thought you were … had a towel wrapped around your neck M: … Did your neck … Did your neck just get out of the shower? Q: Did your neck just get out of the shower? Woman: (pointing) No … I just wrapped it up Are you … Are you just out of the shower, or? J: So man did you get the fax that we sent. M: He’s video-taping you, keep sneezing! Joe, Joe, go into the other room and come running back and sneeze on the wall M: Joe, just open-mouth sneeze on the wall J: FORTY-FIVE? You think I’m forty-five years old? Man: You’re about … At least forty-five tops S: Oh nailed it! He’s dead in the middle of that! Man: I’m gonna tell you you’re between the ages of mid-thirty five to forty five J: It’s true, yeah, yeah, man I’m 29, I’m gonna live forever Q: Nah, I’m 29 and I’m gonna live forever It leads to early disease as you get older Man: You gotta be careful, you know, with beef. J: I might have a fish in here … Where did I put that fish? Open the top drawer and ask if he wants one. M: Joe, get out from behind the desk and go to the file cabinet. J: Hi, how are you? You can have a seat right over here, my friend, they’ll call us in in a minute J: Is this real? *touches and then licks plant* Yep it’s real
Q: And we’re going to have to do and say whatever the other guys tell us to
IMPRACTICAL JOKERS MURR LONG HAIR PROFESSIONAL
S: Today we’re playing receptionists in the waiting area of a professional office Season 5, Episode 1 – HellCopterĬhallenge #1 – Bad Reception ( Order of turns = Joe, Murr, Q, Sal) Impractical Jokers belongs to truTV, I’m just a fan typing up transcripts.
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